WHY WON'T MY OTHER KEYBOARD WORK??!?

THIS IS SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OFF.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.

THIS KEYBOARD IS VERY LOUD.

I NEED TO FIX IT RIGHT NOW. BUT HOW!?

HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIX A BROKEN KEYBOARD!?

I'M SERIOUSLY UPSET.

SOMEONE HELP ME. PLEASE.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS TORTURE.

THIS IS BOTHERING THE HELL OUT OF ME

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT MY OTHER KEYBOARD

WHY DID IT GO BERSERK ON ME ALL OF A SUDDEN!??!?

SOMEONE, ANYONE, PLEASE HELP ME.

SOMEONE, ANYONE, PLEASE HELP HELP HELP HELP

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SUFFERING PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CRY

FATE HATES ME

FATE REALLY DOES HATE ME

I NEED TO GO KILL SOMEONE

THIS IS SERIOUSLY HONESTLY PISSING ME OFF

I CAN'T TAKE THIS I CAN'T.

THIS WILL MAKE ME DRIVE UP A WALL

STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

WHY WON'T MY KEYBOARD WORK

WHY WON'T IT WORK

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH IT

I WANT TO KNOW

I WANT TO KNOW NOW

WHAT IS MAKING THIS STUPID THING NOT WORK

SOMEONE TELL ME

ANYONE TELL ME WHY MY KEYBOARD WON'T WORK

I'M GOING INSANE SOMEONE HELP ME

STOP ME FROM GOING INSANE

HELLO

SOMEONE

SOMEONE HELP ME NOW

I DON'T WANT MY OTHER KEYBOARD

TO BE MY ONLY ONE

I WANT THE OTHER ONE TO

PLEASE WORK

PLEASE WORK

DON'T DIE

DON'T DIE

OR I WILL SERIOUSLY BE PISSED OFF

WHY IS EVERYTHING WORKING BUT THE KEYBOARD????

I CAN'T TYPE AS FAST

THIS IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF

WHY ISN'T IT WORKING ANYMORE

SOMEONE TELL ME

OR HEADS WILL FLY

I WANT TO KNOW NOW WHY THIS IS NOT WORKING

I'M GOING TO KILL MY KEYBOARD

IF IT DOESN'T START WORKING

SOMEONE TELL ME WHY IT IS NOT WORKING

PLEASE KEEP WORKING
PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF ME
FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
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PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK

NOTE TO EMP:

PLEASE WORK OR I WAILL OBLITERATE YOIU BUT YOU KNOW I WON'T BEACUSE I WANT YOU TO LIVE. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE I WANT YOU TO LIVE PLEASE LIVE PLEASE WORK
OTHERWISE I WILL STOP USING YOU AND YOU WILL ONLY BE LEFT HERE TO RUST
PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO CARYY THIS STUPID KEYBOARD AROUND WITH ME. PLEASE JUST WORK FOR ME PLEASE
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hey! you are working! I knew you would come back! What the hell happened? why did you just go

berserk all of a sudden? Why? Why did you scare me like that? What the HELL is wrong with you?! I

don't get you at al!!! Why do you do this to me?! I can't believe you would scare me like that!

Don't you know I just LOVE you to death?! Why do you have to go and scare me like that!?!??! DON'T

DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN. AM I CLEAR!?!??! AM I CLEAR?! YOU DO THAT AGAIN I WILL SERIOUSLY KILL YOU AND

I WILL BUST YOUR KEYBOARD IN SO HARD IT WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BOTTOM. I'm sorry to say that I

seriously wouldn't do that. you just scared me is all. YOU SERIOUSLY DID. I THOUGHT I DID SOMETHING

WRONG. (maybe I actually did...) BUT SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT TRY AND TELL ME BEFORE

HAND. ACTUALLY JUST DON'T DO THAT AT ALL. YOU STUPID IDIOT. YOU WILL GIVE ME SOME STUPID

HEARTATTACK AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT. AND I WILL COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER

WORK PROPERLY EVER AGAIN. YOU WOULD JUST WISH I'D FRY YOU RIGHT THEN AND THERE BUT I WOULD MAKE YOU

SUFFER FOR ALL ETERNITY YOU STUPID COMPUTER. ANYWAY I LOVE YOU TO DEATH AND I WANT YOU TO LIVE

FOREVER BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST AWESOMEST COMPUTER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND I

WOULD KILL TO GET ANOTHER ONE. YOU DARE TO SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I SWEAR I WILL GET ANOTHER

COMPUTER MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP. I WILL SERIOUSLY OBLITERATE YOU. FREAKING

MAKE ME GET ALL EMOTIONAL LIKE THAT, HOW DARE YOU. I love you so much!










O__e.....The keyboard on my laptop wouldn't work...so I typed the first bit where I seem to be losing it with a USB keyboard.....





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Mood:PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSED
Listening to:You.
Playing:With you.
Reading:Your perverted mind.
Watching:....Cops....
Eating:You.
Drinking:You.