WHY WON'T MY OTHER KEYBOARD WORK??!?

THIS IS SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OFF.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.

THIS KEYBOARD IS VERY LOUD.

I NEED TO FIX IT RIGHT NOW. BUT HOW!?

HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIX A BROKEN KEYBOARD!?

I'M SERIOUSLY UPSET.

SOMEONE HELP ME. PLEASE.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS TORTURE.

THIS IS BOTHERING THE HELL OUT OF ME

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT MY OTHER KEYBOARD

WHY DID IT GO BERSERK ON ME ALL OF A SUDDEN!??!?

SOMEONE, ANYONE, PLEASE HELP ME.

SOMEONE, ANYONE, PLEASE HELP HELP HELP HELP

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SUFFERING PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CRY

FATE HATES ME

FATE REALLY DOES HATE ME

I NEED TO GO KILL SOMEONE

THIS IS SERIOUSLY HONESTLY PISSING ME OFF

I CAN'T TAKE THIS I CAN'T.

THIS WILL MAKE ME DRIVE UP A WALL

STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

WHY WON'T MY KEYBOARD WORK

WHY WON'T IT WORK

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH IT

I WANT TO KNOW

I WANT TO KNOW NOW

WHAT IS MAKING THIS STUPID THING NOT WORK

SOMEONE TELL ME

ANYONE TELL ME WHY MY KEYBOARD WON'T WORK

I'M GOING INSANE SOMEONE HELP ME

STOP ME FROM GOING INSANE

HELLO

SOMEONE

SOMEONE HELP ME NOW

I DON'T WANT MY OTHER KEYBOARD

TO BE MY ONLY ONE

I WANT THE OTHER ONE TO

PLEASE WORK

PLEASE WORK

DON'T DIE

DON'T DIE

OR I WILL SERIOUSLY BE PISSED OFF

WHY IS EVERYTHING WORKING BUT THE KEYBOARD????

I CAN'T TYPE AS FAST

THIS IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF

WHY ISN'T IT WORKING ANYMORE

SOMEONE TELL ME

OR HEADS WILL FLY

I WANT TO KNOW NOW WHY THIS IS NOT WORKING

I'M GOING TO KILL MY KEYBOARD

IF IT DOESN'T START WORKING

SOMEONE TELL ME WHY IT IS NOT WORKING

PLEASE KEEP WORKING
PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF ME
FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
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PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
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PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK
PLEASE WORK

NOTE TO EMP:

PLEASE WORK OR I WAILL OBLITERATE YOIU BUT YOU KNOW I WON'T BEACUSE I WANT YOU TO LIVE. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE I WANT YOU TO LIVE PLEASE LIVE PLEASE WORK
OTHERWISE I WILL STOP USING YOU AND YOU WILL ONLY BE LEFT HERE TO RUST
PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO CARYY THIS STUPID KEYBOARD AROUND WITH ME. PLEASE JUST WORK FOR ME PLEASE
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hey! you are working! I knew you would come back! What the hell happened? why did you just go

berserk all of a sudden? Why? Why did you scare me like that? What the HELL is wrong with you?! I

don't get you at al!!! Why do you do this to me?! I can't believe you would scare me like that!

Don't you know I just LOVE you to death?! Why do you have to go and scare me like that!?!??! DON'T

DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN. AM I CLEAR!?!??! AM I CLEAR?! YOU DO THAT AGAIN I WILL SERIOUSLY KILL YOU AND

I WILL BUST YOUR KEYBOARD IN SO HARD IT WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BOTTOM. I'm sorry to say that I

seriously wouldn't do that. you just scared me is all. YOU SERIOUSLY DID. I THOUGHT I DID SOMETHING

WRONG. (maybe I actually did...) BUT SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT TRY AND TELL ME BEFORE

HAND. ACTUALLY JUST DON'T DO THAT AT ALL. YOU STUPID IDIOT. YOU WILL GIVE ME SOME STUPID

HEARTATTACK AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT. AND I WILL COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER

WORK PROPERLY EVER AGAIN. YOU WOULD JUST WISH I'D FRY YOU RIGHT THEN AND THERE BUT I WOULD MAKE YOU

SUFFER FOR ALL ETERNITY YOU STUPID COMPUTER. ANYWAY I LOVE YOU TO DEATH AND I WANT YOU TO LIVE

FOREVER BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST AWESOMEST COMPUTER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND I

WOULD KILL TO GET ANOTHER ONE. YOU DARE TO SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I SWEAR I WILL GET ANOTHER

COMPUTER MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP. I WILL SERIOUSLY OBLITERATE YOU. FREAKING

MAKE ME GET ALL EMOTIONAL LIKE THAT, HOW DARE YOU. I love you so much!










O__e.....The keyboard on my laptop wouldn't work...so I typed the first bit where I seem to be losing it with a USB keyboard.....





Made in WordPad in under 5 minutes.

Mood:PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSED
Listening to:You.
Playing:With you.
Reading:Your perverted mind.
Watching:....Cops....
Eating:You.
Drinking:You.

I'm deleting my old art because....well, you know...it's crap HAHA.

( That is, if I ever get to it = =;;; )

Fourth of July is coming up!!! OAO

What are you all doing on that day? ^ ^

Mood:Trippy
Listening to:Halou
Playing:With you.
Reading:Your perverted mind.
Watching:....Cops....
Eating:You.
Drinking:You.

Before I work on these tags, I want to know that I love every single one of you...even if you are guilty of doing this to me....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

The rules are:
1-post these rules
2-each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3-tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts
4-at the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named
5-go to their page and leave a comment telling them they’ve been ‘tagged’

*ahem* I'm going to change the rules a little bit and put down 32 things instead of 8...it just seems easier that way...

1)I've never been to Wild Waves.
2)I've beat SotC eight times.
3)I don't like talking on the phone unless I have to.
4)My back hurts.
5)I never went to preschool.
5)I can stand nails on a chalkboard.
6)I love my dogs soooo so much.
7)I'm scared of the future.
8)I'm dying.

9)I hate doing laundry.
10)I used to know how to count to ten in Japanese.
11)I make music.
12)I make food.
13)I don't have my driver's license yet.
14)I didn't know what the word "shrapnel" was until last month.
15)I hate making enemies.
16)My back itches.

17)I grew two more gray hairs.
18)I like to eat apples and bananas!
19)I hate wasting time...on things that I hate to do.
20)I'm hungry.
21)I got myself cereal.
22)I have ten toes.
23)I have ten fingers.
24)I have two eyes.

25)I have black hair.
26)I have brown skin.
27)I'm kind of cheating on this.
28)But I don't care.
29)I will avenge myself on the people who has done this to me.
30)I'm glad this is almost over.
31)My pointer finger smells funny for some reason.
32)I'M GLAD THIS IS OVER. *dies*

I TAG EVERYONE WHO'S READ THIS. Muahahahaw...

Mood:Trippy
Listening to:The fan blowing in my room.
Reading:Your perverted mind.
Watching:My lights flicker.
Eating:you.
Drinking:you.

Yes...It seems I have come back...but I don't know how long it will take before life takes me away from the internet once again...And I must ask this question before that will happen....WHY HAVE I BEEN TAGGED WHILE I WAS GONE FOR SUCH A LONG TIME???????????

Haaaa, doesn't matter.

Mood:TIRED
Listening to:Chiptunes
Reading:Your perverted mind
Watching:My lights flicker
Eating:What's left of you
Drinking:What's left of you

I thought this would be fun, so I tried it! O:

○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell”
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[ ] You believe the correct way to spell ‘Color’; is ‘Colour’, and 'Centre.'

Total: 3

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[x] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 1

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 5

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x] You say member instead of Remember.(sometimes, when I'm not spelling it. =O)
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 8

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes. (yeah ... blue or green)
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 1

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.(mine are bigger than most huhu)
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths. (HELLS NO. And I AM Asian PFFFT)
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 6

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.

Total: 4

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is. (they're alright. =O)
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (Maybe just a little. o_o)
Total: 2

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (and I don't care)
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car. (if only I could drive)
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the colour orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature. (most of the time. I'D)
[x] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3

British: 3
Australian: 3
Italian: 5
Spanish: 8
Russian: 2
Irish: 1
African American: 3
Asian: 6
German: 4
Canadian: 2
American: 2
Belgian: 3
Dutch: 3

Mood:TIRED
Listening to:Chiptunes
Reading:Your perverted mind
Watching:My lights flicker
Eating:What's left of you
Drinking:What's left of you